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afrojo:

cemeteryking:

My band is playing the first metal show like ever at Big Shows Burgers and Bar on Saturday, September 13th starting at 9:00PM. Two Progressive Bands, Solomon’s Ghost and Isotopes and a really good Pop Punk band, Turntenstein The best part about this is it’s free so bring all your friends, your pets and your house plants.
This is really important because my band has been trying to book a show at Big Shows for months and the owner finally agreed on it so basically if this goes well and has a good turn out then there will be a lot more shows with bands of different genres to perform in Statesboro
Big Shows is literally right behind the stadium and is in walking distance of all the dorms at Georgia Southern’s Campus.
Please come out, get drunk and mosh.

Free metal show in Statesboro. Watch us do the thang.

afrojo:

cemeteryking:

My band is playing the first metal show like ever at Big Shows Burgers and Bar on Saturday, September 13th starting at 9:00PM. Two Progressive Bands, Solomon’s Ghost and Isotopes and a really good Pop Punk band, Turntenstein The best part about this is it’s free so bring all your friends, your pets and your house plants.

This is really important because my band has been trying to book a show at Big Shows for months and the owner finally agreed on it so basically if this goes well and has a good turn out then there will be a lot more shows with bands of different genres to perform in Statesboro

Big Shows is literally right behind the stadium and is in walking distance of all the dorms at Georgia Southern’s Campus.

Please come out, get drunk and mosh.

Free metal show in Statesboro. Watch us do the thang.

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ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

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caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

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— 4 days ago with 262280 notes

whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

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janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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— 4 days ago with 22103 notes

m0ose-idiot:

unamusedsloth:

Because sometimes you just need a bear.

LOOK HE EVEN GOT SHOTGUN

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— 1 week ago with 53237 notes